Gotta Get Off The Sauce, Man
I need to make some end of the year resolutions -
1) No more chioptle sauce at Subway... It completely makes going to subway useless. There's so much fat in it man. If I get anything, it will be light mayo. But I think I'll just get cheese. 12 Grams of Fat in Chipotle? Man... Done with that.
2) No McDonald's... I haven't had it in awhile. I can't even remember the last time.
3) No regular soda... Diet only. I've been making my own Vanilla Coke lately, but I think I should just stick with my diet only.
4) Exercise every morning... just like Homer.
5) No more fries... I can't remember the last time I had rewarding fries.
I think that's it for now.
I got four shirts from ebay today: Lime Green, Orange, Pink, and Cream... of course none of them are mine though and no Naruto.
Man, how does Kurt Angle lose to Eugene? My Olympic hero doesn't lose to a retard.
Quote / Situation:
I hand a girl a paper rose.
Girl: Aww, this is like the nicest thing ever.
Me: Yea, I read how to do it in Maxim.
(Pause)
Me: That totally ruined the moment, huh?
Girl: Yes it did.
