This Is Just Between You And Me Crushed Hat
So I've had a shitload of work to do... or is it a workload of shit to do? I haven't decided.
So apparently, I have an essay due tomorrow. I use the word apparently because I did not know it until last night. I had one assignment due to day, so I did it all weekend because it was kind of fweakin tough - and I had work. And I had another assignment due on Wednesday. Well, last night I'm going through all my books and stuff, ya know, getting it ready and I see my American Lit book and thought about getting a vague idea of what I would write about. Well, apparently, my essay is due tomorrow, opposed to next week as I expected. Sons of bitches.
So just between you and me crushed hat, Sparknotes.com is a students best-friend. My essay will end with the following
"Yesterday I went outside with my mama's mason jar and caught a lovely butterfly. When I woke up today, I looked in on my fairy pet. She had withered all away. No more sighing in her breast."
Yea, that's awesome. But I really wish I could end an essay with the following "Mine fell the hardest. Mine are the deadest!"
