SHUT-UP! / Knock, Knock
Well, I'm on a teenage acting sensation kick on this blog today. Firstly, someone at work was reading star magazine, and apparently Anne Hathaway has a nude scene in a movie called "Havoc". I guess I'd watch that in the theatres. At least I'd like part of the movie. On second thought I'll just wait until it's on
Suprnova and Rod downloads it. What's cool about this nude scene is that you actually get to see her at her prime unlike Neve Campbell's nude scene which she's doing now (like ten years after her success) so she can rejuvenate her career. But unlike some other younger actresses (read Hilary Duff and Lindsey Lohan) I think Anne Hathaway is actually pretty talented so... I don't know. She could have some nice New York boobs. I like Anne Hathaway. Would I? (Making clingon arm motion) - I guess so. She is number 2 on my teen actresses list.
Speaking of my list, we all know who number one is. And if you don't then how the hell did you get to my blog. Number one is Amanda Bynes. So read the following joke as if it were a skit from the Amanda show and I was doing the knocking and Rod was doing the answering.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
New song.
New song who?
I'm gonna hit you in the face with a new song.
I wrote my Amanda Bynes song today. I wanna make four songs about celebrities. So Amanda Bynes and Morgan Webb... who's left? Maybe Trish Stratus. I love those Kane impressions. I wanted this to be a country song but it sounds more like a combination of Brendan Benson, Ozma, and a bit of Weezer and Green Day.
A D
I'm all alone on Friday Night
A E
You came along and changed my life
C#m F#m
You came on through
C#m F#m
What I like about you
D E
Is that you really seemed to care
I'd sit at school watching girls flaunt
You showed me all what a girl wants
I'm all afraid
Since you went away
I might not hear from you again
*** Pause (Count)
A
Make me Yours
C#m F#m Bm
Cause I'm tired of dreaming about you
A
Make me Yours
C#m F#m D
Cause I'm tired of living without you
F#m
Make me see
C#m A B
That these dreams don't just belong to me
D
Tell me now
E
A-Intro
Tell me Amanda Please
You always seemed like so much more
Not all like those other teenage whores
You came on through
What I like about you
Is that you really seemed to care
Make me yours
Cause I'm tired of dreaming about you
Make me yours Cause I'm tired of living without you
Make me see
That these dreams
Don't just belong to me
Tell me now
A A7
Tell me Amanda please
F#m C#m
I'm dream about you every night
D
And how I'd love be inside
E
Of the world which you exist
Toilet! (I mean solo)
You came on through
What I like about you
Is that you really seemed to care
*** Half-time (I think)
Make me yours
Cause I'm tired of dreaming about you
Make me yours
Cause I'm tired of living without you
Make me see
That these dreams
DOn't just belong to me
Tell me now
Tell me Amanda please
Make me yours
Make me yours make me yours make me yours
Make me yours
Make me yours make me yours make me yours
*** (Speed up)
Make me see
That these dreams don't just belong to me
Tell me now
Tell me Amanda please
