Natalie Portman
So I had Natalie Portman by Ozma in my head. I always liked Natalie Portman, the girl. I always thought she was pretty hot. Well, before episode two where she turned into a twig. Anyways, the song got me thinking that I should write a song about a celebrity. But who? So I first though Halle Berry. But she's so too hot. She's too hot and popular to write about so. I wanted someone to rival the geek fanbase that Natlie Portman has with the Star Wars geeks out there. I thought about the Middle Earth crowd and Liv Tyler, but I don't want any fillet-o-fish Dragon Masters liking my songs so I started thinking video games. And since Oni and Chun-Li are fictional characters I settled on calling the song "Morgan Webb".
All of these things she makes me feel
Emotional tournament Unreal
They're all the same
Make me feel Max. Payne
I'm in GTA
And she's the Banshee
Princess's life gets saved all the time
Plumbers have their damsel where is mine?
Empty castle again
Where's my girlfriend?
The hair on her head
Now what's the colour?
I'm tetrisized
I'm out of lives
And can't find any starmen
Should I quit or continue again?
Of all the runs I'll ever do
The one for her is the School 2's
I'll never trip
Hit my misty flips
Like I'm on a lip
And she's perfect balance
A lariat
A sunset flip
Rock Beats me with Body Slam ten
Should I just quit or Continue again
Everytime I see her I just don't know what to say
When she holds my contoller I just wish that two could play
All of the games I bought and have
And all the burnt ones for Dreamcast
I'd give them all to you
And my VMU
Now I just can't lose
You're my infinite life
The Contra Code
That we all know
That gives thirty men
I just can't quit I have to play again
I just can't quit I have to play again
The spacing's all screwed up, but I like it. C'mon - Smackdown, Tony Hawk, Contra, I even mention the band name. What else do you need in a song? Speaking of Tony Hawk, I just heard that Steve-O is going to be in it. That's weird since Bam and Steve-O were hardly ever together on Jackass but they'll be in a game together? I wish Rake Yohn was in it. You guys may not like him, but mustard haters are good in my blogs.
