Avril Levigne Is the Biggest Phoney since Peter Griffin... Ya know, Family Guy... Yea, The One Episode Where He Pretends To Play Keyboard, but Isn't
I wanted that that title to go on longer, but I guess you can only have a certain ammount of characters.
Yea, I hate Avril. She's such a phoney. It's like, why is she all "Punk rock" fashion yet all her music sounds more like Sarah MacLauglin (Sorry to bring up graduation Rod) than the Sex Pistols. I know she always denies being punk rock, but still, why all the get up if there is no go.
Fefe Dobson rocks though. You can actually hear the rock influences on her songs. "Everything" is so Red Hot Chilli Peppers meets Blink 182. "Bye Bye Boyfriend" is so Nirvana meets Judy Garland. And "Take Me Away" just really rocks. Why, oh why did she and I ever break-up. Felcia, I'm now ready to be your everything.
Anyways, me and Rod went to Mandarin today, and right after I was so dead. I seriously went home, went to the bathroom and went to sleep until I had to go to work. I ate so much. Nothing beats the in-line sushi and croisants.
My internet is the worst. And just downloaded the MSN pop-up blocker and I can't even get on any sites with it on. Bah! I hate the internet. You know, the invisible thing that doesn't exist. Of course I just read did the page and I think it looks good. By the way, I ate a lot of food... I wonder if you'll get that.
Anyways, I miss hanging out with you and the guys. I mean, I miss my udnergrads DVD. I gotta watch if before school starts. If I had to sleep with an Asian girl, it would be Jessie. I for the most part don't like Asian girls. Even if they get that weird eye lid operation me and Rod saw on MTV. But Kristin Kreuk is alright... but she's half white. Maasia One is pretty gross. But I love that video. I haven't seen it in awhile. I gotta download it again.
Finally, I watched Freaky Friday. Amanda Bynes is still the best. Knock, knock... Sports bra... I'm gonna hit you in the face with a sports bra. Lindsay Lohan is pretty annoying. She seems like a talker instead of an actress. I've got the Priness Diaries at my place and I'll rent Lizzie MacGuire when I can then I shall rank the Teen Pop Actresses. Does Mandy Moore count? A Walk to Remember sucked. It was so long. Does Raven count? She really sucks. She grew up so ugly. On Cosby she was adorable... for me to poop on. She did like a backwards Sandra Bullock.
I can't believe summer is almost done. This summer was the worst. I just sat around and got fat. It's like I'm Charles Barkley minus the cross dresser voice. We gotta road trip. The week before school starts I have monday to friday off. I gotta do something... anything. Road Trip! You know, like that movie, Dumb and Dumber. Road Trip was actually on the other night. I really don't get it. Why do I like the American Pies, but I hate the Road Trips.
Bah! I just got a virus.
