I'm Not Gay But...
Halle Berry? Good. Catwoman? Good. Halle Berry + Catwoman = Purrfect, right? Wrong.
When I head that Halle Berry was going to be Catwoman I was happier than a thirteen year old girl at a John Mayer / Maroon Five concert (sorry, Rod). But has anyone seen the previews? It's just not right. She doesn't have the right look of Catwoman. Don't get me wrong, she's still smokin' (I love the part in mask), but she doesn't look quite like Catwoman. The costume just isn't right. It needs to be more bondage and less Kelly Bundy. The wardrobe designer really blew it. You'd think the less clothes the better, but in this case it's a no. Do you put Spider-man in shorts? Do you put Jordan in a rasta hat? Do you turn the undertaker into a
biker tax-collector?
And in related Catwoman news, doesn't anyone find it funny *interesting* that Halle Berry played Sharon Stone in the Flintstones movie like ten years ago, and now they're in a movie together?
And in completely off topic news, this summer sucks.
Since it's half the fat, I can eat three times as much.
You sure can Ney. You sure can.
