Rock Manifesto
Noooooooooooosh!
So I just filled out my OSAP and guess what my estimate was. You'll never guess. C'mon, guess. C'mon. C'moooon.
0. Zero. Nothing. Bahhhhhhhhhhh!
I Got This Canker Sore On My Lip
I wanted to name this "To be the man" for a reason I will get to soon, but I actually have a damn canker sore on my lip and I keep poking it with my tongue but it just makes it worse.
So the band met Ric Flair the other day. The started off pretty bad... actually really bad. We were at the mall for like hours and then stood in line for like 3 hours or so, but it was cool. Flair seemed like a really nice guy. I think that I was probably the only one in line that actually read the book. After he signed my copy I said "The Book is awesome" to which he replied "Thanks a lot." So I met Flair this year, Matt Sharp last year, so will 2005 be the year of John Stockton? I guess I'd settle for Jeff Hornacek. I thought about putting the book up on ebay, but it's Ric Flair. If it were Buddy Landel then it would be a different story.
After meeting Flair the day got better. We made some movies with the camera in which I did some good teen girl squad impressions, Ney did an ollie, and the greatest part of the day, Ney ripping his pants. It was awesome.
Well, speaking of the canker sore, it's weird how I remember all these stupid lines yet I can't even remember the last time I watched any of these shows. Well, can't blog now Flanders, I've got a class to teach.
I'm Not Gay But...
Halle Berry? Good. Catwoman? Good. Halle Berry + Catwoman = Purrfect, right? Wrong.
When I head that Halle Berry was going to be Catwoman I was happier than a thirteen year old girl at a John Mayer / Maroon Five concert (sorry, Rod). But has anyone seen the previews? It's just not right. She doesn't have the right look of Catwoman. Don't get me wrong, she's still smokin' (I love the part in mask), but she doesn't look quite like Catwoman. The costume just isn't right. It needs to be more bondage and less Kelly Bundy. The wardrobe designer really blew it. You'd think the less clothes the better, but in this case it's a no. Do you put Spider-man in shorts? Do you put Jordan in a rasta hat? Do you turn the undertaker into a
biker tax-collector?
And in related Catwoman news, doesn't anyone find it funny *interesting* that Halle Berry played Sharon Stone in the Flintstones movie like ten years ago, and now they're in a movie together?
And in completely off topic news, this summer sucks.
Since it's half the fat, I can eat three times as much.
You sure can Ney. You sure can.
Yo... I need some money
Why does Fred Durst have money and I don't? How many fat women will I have to whore myself out to by September to make $5000? (Plus, in an hour I'm going to have to pick-up my prescription from Lens Crafters.)
I hate summer, I've gained like 15 lbs. Rod, you win the bet... You'll get your Golden Crown. Even if I lost 15 lbs, I'll still have to lost weight after that to win the bed. I think I'll eat a cake.
I wish the Powerpuff girls were real... yea, I sure do.
Mary... Married... Yea yea yea
Last Saturday was Mary's wedding or was it an anniversary... me and Rod made our last minute speech... it was awesome. At least it seemed like people thought it was funny.
Remember the time that me and Rod were supposed to dress up in bear suits and give a speech... yea, it was awesome.
I just wanted to write about music in this blog, but whatever. It was a nice event. I really wish that they came out to the Chicago Bulls theme or 2001: a Space Odysesy though. Or maybe the Mr. Perfect theme - "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mr and Mrs Perfect." That would be cool.
On a different note, I saw the sequel to Before Sunrise, Before Sunset. It was great, if not better than the first which is one of my favourite movies ever... top fiving it with Reality Bites and Billy Madison.
Speaking of Top Fives, I complied a list of my top five wrestlers of all time:
5) Kurt Angle
4) Bret Hart
3) Shawn Michaels
2) Mr Perfect
1) Ric Flair
I read Flair's autobiography (At Chapters) and I was quite amused. It was actually a little sad, but definitely worth a read if you're a fan of THE MAN.
And remember, to be the man you have to beat the man.
