Rock Manifesto
Ipod News
The price an Ipod Mini is now 229.99. Wok the heck? It went down a hundred bucks. I used to be so anti-mini, but now that it's cheaper it seems like the best deal for your buck. And that's pretty damn affordable in comparison to the 20GB which has not changed in price at all. So it looks like I'll be Ipod mini bound in the near future. As long as it isn't pink because we all know that if you like something pink, you're gay.
Vaginas are pink. I stole that from a comic at school. I thought it was funny. But yea... Vagina bound... i mean, Ipod bound.
I worked a 12 hour shift today. They play soooo much U2 on 9.99, it's sickening. I don't know why. And a lot of Collective Soul all of a sudden. It's not 1995. They better not bring back Hootie next... but he black, so he's cool. We cool G? I really want those family guy dvd's back. Somehow one was a gift to me and I bought the other one, yet they've been at Rod's house.
Quote - "I like bunnies because they're soft like girls" - Oswald from Drew Carrey.
Wanna go to Buffalo?
I'm bored... I can't take school anymore. I'm gonna... I'm gonna.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I would have made that long but apparently my journal doesn't have wordwrap.
But yea... school is boring me to tears. I honestly feel like University has contributed to my dumbning.
Wait, that's not how you spell dumbening.
Wait, dumbening's not a word.
I know what you're thinking - NICE!!!
Man, there's this girl in one of my classes and she's balding. We're kind of friends (don't know her name though) and I just noticed she has like a bald spot. That's why her hair's always combed weird. And she has a weird voice. Maybe she's sick. And she's really thin... she has to be sick. Let's say sick.
I'm blogging away lately... but I got nothing.
My buddy and I got lunch today and came to the conclusion that you really don't learn anything as an English major.
I think we should go to Buffalo... huh? I want a Diet Cherr Vanilla Dr. Pepper. That's all that I want in a drink. It's the Suzanne of drinks.
Speaking of Suzanne... my TA from last year was named that... you know, the one that looks like Jennie Garth (of What I Like About You, 90210, and Celebrity Poker fame)... I just kept thinking about that cake mix thing Rod sent me last nice (WILAY - EP1SE3)...
I think that's enough for now.
Quote - "What starts with an O and rhymes with Bolivia? Give up? Olivia."
Back to School...
I'm back at school... i hate school. Really, I do. It's boring, I don't get along with most people (snobs), and I honestly haven't learned one thing in my almost three years. Maybe I should do squat? Never... too much effort. But we're having a foos tournament. I suck though. Maybe me and console guy can enter and get smoked and then play Drum-mania.
But umm... yea... back at school. There's this girl at school... I guess we're friends. Well, not really friends, but we talk every week before class. It's been months and I still don't know her name. I hate that. It happens so much. There's this one girl who I only know her name because her name is Rhean and since we sit next to one another when are names are called it only causes confusion.
I need a job... which leads me to my quote - "Yo, I need some money." - Fred Durst doing an impression of Fred Durst
Don't Trust John Mayer (Daughters, song of the year)
So I'm writing a lot lately. I wrote three songs this week which is kind of insane considering I've had a lot of block over the last few months... really the last year has been pretty empty, at least on the song front. But yea, wrote three songs, and what's cool is that they all have pretty different sounds and different, umm... inspirations, I guess. The first one kind of sounds like the Rentals and John Mayer, the second one sounds like MTX and Tegan & Sara (with a really cool riff), and the third one reminds me of Jimmy Eat World and maybe Nirvana or something like that... so yea, writing a lot. That's good... it's grood... it's great and good... which is grood... just like a toasted sandwhich from Subway. No titles yet, but Rod has a lot of titles so maybe I'll go into this nice notebook and steal some of his - "Quizno's Sub" sounds like a good name for a song. But if toasted tastes better, I can just go to Subway now, can't I?
Quote - "I don't need company in the company of you" - Tegan and Sara, "When I Get Up"
Thank-you!!!!!!
Man, no Meat Loaf this year... at least they had Emm Gryner.
Pretty good all-star weekend... my van is broken so I had to watch at home. Sons of bitches. I think Steve Nash should have won the dunk because that was pretty insane considering he wasn't in the competition - Competition (Strong Bad voice). But, it was pretty good. I'd watch it again. Smith was pretty original and show respected...
Quote - "Thank-you!!!!!" - Meatloaf, Bat Out of Hell All-Star Weekend 2003.
You Got It Prom King
Rod quoted me... Alright, I'll take it. Man he blogs a lot. Everyday is a lot... man, what would I write about everyday?
Well, last few days been okay... Saw concerts. Tegan and Sara are really good performers - nice voices, harmonies are awesome, play guitar well for girls with tiny hands - but see those chicks, lesbianas. Their opener was good. Lindey. Just like Jason Maraz, he has a nice voice. And his bass player's kind of hot, but how on earth did she break a string... with her fingers none the less? I could never date a girl that played guitar. Like, if she were better than me it would be so demasculating... like losing to Dan in Street Fighter. But yea... never a girl that played guitar. Drums? Maybe. Violin? Definitely. Keys. Yep. And though guitar is out of the question, bass is fine. There's something really different about bass compared to the guitar. I really don't know how girls can play so well like D'arcy from Smashing Pumpkins or various riot grrrrls from the 90's. It's just so big and bulky... it's like a beast of an instrument that they have to tame. But what man can tame her? But what bass could tame her?
All of that for one joke... but it's true.
You know who's pretty hot? Emm Gryner... I usually hate asian girls, but she's only half so I guess I just half hate her or like her... whatevery's funnier.
And finally, I've got a Gmail account... yes, 1GB of space just for mail. Insane... just absolutely insane. That's like a Ipod shuffle.
Quote - "I gave her my heart. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen" - Lloyd Dobbler, Say Anything
Kobe Sucks...
Looking at my NBA fantasy league and I should be 3rd any time soon. Damn Nick, you're so far ahead. To you all I have to say is this "You'rer kicking butt in this competetion."
So umm yea...... ahahahahaha
Still trying to blog like Rod for some reason. I'll try to stop... but I know I'll "Do it again" (Undertaker voiced).
Looking for a phone still. I'm planning on buying a cheap one on Ebay and then just getting the Telus pre-paid... unless someone is willing to just give me a phone. I'm also considering signing a one year contract with Fido with my old crappy phone (Oh, Snake, I will miss you) and then trading the one and contract in with Telus. You know, what ever works better. Either that or just climb and pole and call people from up there. I usually spend like $4 a month just on payphone calls... so this should be just as good.
I'm really tired of school... like physically, I'm tired. Mentally too, I guess. I'm really cruising (I'm Gwenyth!) in my program and I guess that's good, but I thought it would be more interesting, less pretenious, and somewhat creative. Everyone is just so bland and stuck-up... thank god for good ole console guy, though we haven't had a class together since first year. Even in "Comics and Cartoons I" people were pretty stuck up. Jerk asses.
A lot of computer stuff lately - video cards, mice, mother boards, towers - it's like it will never end. Can't wait until we all have computers and I can record a song while playing Counter Strike, while at the same time webcaming and blogging... oh, that would be the greatest day of my life. "God bless us every one".
I think I'll start ending with a quote like Rod does - "What once was a puppy is now a dog and what once was a piglet is now a hog. I wanna be back in your life." - Johnathan Richamn (You know, that guy in Something about Mary).
Rod Impression
so umm... ya... just writin in my blog... ahahahahaha.....
pacific mall was fun.......... "look at me"..... ahahahahahaha... played some foose and beat some guy and his bitch.
trying to make a computer and looked for abit motherboards but couldn't find any....... and no razor diamondback. but it was fun. "i'd do it again."..... don't trust taker!!!!!!
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just gettin my usual...
do you know how much paper these blogs would take? not like rod has any paper... ahahahaha... "did you even bring any paper?" "you wanna big drink?"... same voice, different people... weird.
